LAYING DOWN THE LAW - ON ICE
Section: THE REGION, January 11, 2000
Page: B1
Author: Tom Sowa Staff writer
Someone told him that the
other team, Corpus Delict-ice, was made up of attorneys.
``Oh no,'' Fraser groaned. ``I hope they don't start tripping us.''
The game ended with Griffiths
winning, 8-4. The lawyers told one another the outcome will be different when
the teams meet the next time.
That's what attorneys always
say.
Most days, Corpus
Delict-ice's five prosecutors and three defense attorneys face off in Spokane
courtrooms over serious legal issues.
But one evening a week, they
drop their briefcases and strap on hip pads and helmets, becoming Spokane's
first rec-league hockey team comprised mostly of lawyers.
So far, few opposing teams
know who Corpus Delict-ice is.
Except for the name - a pun
on the legal phrase ``corpus delicti,'' which means ``body of the crime'' - the
only other hint is a human shape on the team's jerseys.
It's a chalk-outline figure
like those found on the ground at crime scenes. On the shirts, there's a hockey
stick next to the outline.
Few rec-league hockey teams
here are made up of people mostly from one profession, said defense attorney
Kevin O'Shaughnessy, a board member of Spokane Recreation Hockey.
In the past, all league teams
were formed through a player draft system. That meant most teams were an
assortment of people who didn't know one another well.
This year, the league changed
that rule, allowing group entries.
The league has approximately
500 players in four divisions. The winter session runs until March.
Corpus Delict-ice competes in
the league's average-skill Upper-C category. Like all rec teams here, they're
not allowed to body-check opposing players.
The team's only female
attorney is Patti Walker, a tough prosecutor who has spent most of the past
five years targeting pornography shops in the area and taking operators of
those X-rated businesses to court.
Like most of the other team
members, she played hockey as a teen and now uses it as a way to exercise and
relieve stress.
``I think attorneys like
hockey because it's a game of fine lines, like the law,'' Walker said.
In court, attorneys often are
contesting issues in gray areas between absolute right and wrong.
Hockey has the same need for
balance and spontaneity, she said.
``Though we can't check, you
have to do some shoving and pushing. You have to send a message sometimes,''
Walker said.
``You have to know how hard
to be aggressive without going over the line.''
In the game against Griffiths
Accounting, the 5-foot-2-inch Walker drew a two-minute boarding penalty for
interfering with a much larger opponent.
``I took a chance because I
knew if I didn't get in his way, he'd get to the puck first,'' Walker explained
later.
After Walker left the penalty
box, Dutch Wetzel, one of the defense attorneys on the team, skated over and
greeted her as ``Bruiser.''
Deputy Spokane County
Prosecutor Brian O'Brien pulled together Corpus Delict-ice last fall. He drew
on other attorneys who had been playing with him or against him on other teams.
Besides Walker and O'Brien,
the other prosecutors are Jack Driscoll, Bob Jalovi and Larry Haskell.
In addition to Wetzel and
O'Shaughnessy, the other defense attorney on the squad is county assistant
public defender Steven Marsalis.
O'Brien, who has been an
attorney for 15 years, said the league has revived his love for hockey.
Growing up in Calgary,
Alberta, he played the game often. But by high school, he had drifted off to
other sports.
He rediscovered hockey two
years ago when he was asked to play during the summer rec-hockey league in
Spokane.
``I'm a lot better attorney
than hockey player. But now that I'm playing again, it's turned out to be more
fun than I remember it,'' O'Brien said.
Having prosecutors and their
natural nemeses, defense attorneys, skating side by side has fueled joshing and
jabbing.
``Any time there's a penalty,
we joke that the prosecutors will be back the next day to file a complaint,''
said Marsalis.
Said O'Shaughnessy: ``What
makes it fun is most of us here have a lot in common. With some hockey teams
I've been on, the only time you'd see the other teammates was during a game.''
Wetzel, who's approaching 50,
still plays a serious and intelligent game. He's considered a steadying influence
on the ice, a precise passer always aware of his teammates' positions.
He also is a precise needler
of his teammates - especially if he can play the
defense-attorneys-vs.-prosecutors card.
While leaving their night
game two weeks ago, Walker learned that someone had stolen her Jeep from the
ice rink's parking lot.
She phoned police and waited
while her teammates commiserated.
Wetzel tendered his concern
but not before delivering a professional jibe: ``While the police were out
busting video arcades, the thieves were over here, stealing your car.''
In last week's game, Wetzel
scored one of Corpus Delect-ice's four goals. He took 10 seconds to bask in the
moment, enjoying the neverdying glee of watching the puck slide past the
goalie.
``I guess I'm competitive in
court. I know I'm competitive playing hockey,'' he said. ``They're both
great.''
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